what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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