If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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