You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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