Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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