from now on my penis is your penis
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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