i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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