Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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