Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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