Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
