you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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