she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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