9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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