sorry about calling you the devil all night.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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