So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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