you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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