i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
this will be a night to untag.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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