sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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