Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
