i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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