Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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