yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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