Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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