I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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