But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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