He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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