i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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