She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
