yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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