I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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