Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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