butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
