fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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