Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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