I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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