Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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