too bad you live with your parents still
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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