that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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