Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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