Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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