You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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