at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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