i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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