Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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