Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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