i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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