i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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