i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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