Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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