You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
where does the pee come out of this thing
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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