I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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