arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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