why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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