TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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