the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You can't just leave with hair like that
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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