In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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