Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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