Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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