Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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